I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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