I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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