Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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