It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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