I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Never underestimate the power of titties
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