So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
