We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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