Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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