There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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