Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.