can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem