Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex