would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.