I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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