____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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