Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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