Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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