we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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