I love black thongs
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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