I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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