dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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