Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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