I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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