put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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