you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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