he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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