I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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