Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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