You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
