My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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