I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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