There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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