so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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