You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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