just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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