I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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