his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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