are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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