quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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