It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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