Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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