i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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