everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We are two peas in an std pod
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
and you fell through a lawn chair
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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