I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
