I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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