I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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