How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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