lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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