The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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