My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
we should paint friendship bongs
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