TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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