so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
