So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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