I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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