Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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