"it" just moved
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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